what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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