I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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