I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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