I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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