Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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