She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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