We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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