hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
please don't ironically join a cult
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