Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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