Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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