So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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