Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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