I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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