I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
