I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
 go to hell.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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