hotel room ftw
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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