do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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It's never too late to be topless.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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