my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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