Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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