By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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