I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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