I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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