you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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