You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I woke up under a house in Key West
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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