Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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