I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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