Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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