thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
