I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
