dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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