things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize
