Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
