So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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