this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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