grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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