ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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