why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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