Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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