i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave