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• (408): View more from California

  My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable

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  Freshman in high school? Just your type

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• (914): View more from New York

  For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.

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  That's cute.

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• (714): View more from California

  I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.

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• (707): View more from California

  DON'T WEAR PANTS.

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  I REPEAT.

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  DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.

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