So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
