Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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