In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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