I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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