i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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