i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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