so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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