You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize