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(512): View more from Texas

clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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(804): View more from Virginia

you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms

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(971): View more from Oregon

He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode

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(904): View more from Florida

Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!

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