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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?

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  Too tired to pretend that I care : (

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things

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• (951): View more from California

  omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited

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  dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.

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  Dude that's a hat trick!

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  I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex

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