Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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(541): View more from Oregon

we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(310): View more from California

I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.

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(904): View more from Florida

SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.

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(562): View more from California

Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.

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(281): View more from Texas

Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.

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(816): View more from Missouri

And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin

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(404): View more from Georgia

I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.

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