Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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