It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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