I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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