Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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