I think I died a long time ago.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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