He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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