Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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